You hear that?  Oh wait, neither do I.
Parker’s in bed, and Tom out gettin’ jiggy wit’ it.
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF.
Oh wait, there it is.  Ahh, much better.  Really, is there any sound better than the pop! of a cork? 
Anyone else want a glass?  We’ve got bottles and bottles left from the housewarming.  [...]

 
Muahaha, what up kids? I’m still hangin around, and hopefully you are too! I know it’s been over a month since I’ve been around, but because I am clearly a crazy person, I moved. Again. Yes, I just moved six months ago, but you see, a certain someone offered up his home to me. (All [...]