You hear that?  Oh wait, neither do I.
Parker’s in bed, and Tom out gettin’ jiggy wit’ it.
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF.
Oh wait, there it is.  Ahh, much better.  Really, is there any sound better than the pop! of a cork? 
Anyone else want a glass?  We’ve got bottles and bottles left from the housewarming.  [...]

Hi! My name’s Meleyna, and I have a food blog. Well, I used to anyway. And then I didn’t post for nearly a month, and I’m pretty sure my readership is down from like, four, to probably one. (Hi, Tom!) It’s not for lack of cooking–I’ve had dinner parties, I’ve [...]

So, Easter.  While I suppose I should have been passing around the commuion vino, I broke out the coconut rum.  (What?  Don’t judge me.)  And what do I love even more than rum?  Pie, of course.  So you can imagine the results when I combined the two.

Flaky Blood Orange Tart
Omggg seriously you guys I feel like crap-o-la.  My stinkin’ kid and his kid germs got me sick.  I’m nauseated and I can’t breathe yet my nose is dripping non-stop, my head is pounding, and my contacts keep popping out of my eyes because they’re watering so badly.  Appetizing, no?  So who [...]