Your cake sank, your rice is mushy, and your custard broke? I ain’t nothin’ but an amateur, but if you have any questions, I’ll do my best to help. If’ you’d like to ask me out for a drink, don’t bother asking–the answer’s always yes. Simply just send the who-what-where-when and make things easier for the both of us. Or perhaps you just want to drop me a line letting me know what a great job I’m doing balancing work with a kid and an involved TV schedule. Or hey, if you just want to let me know I’m having a particularly good hair day, or that I’m looking exceptionally slim this evening, nothing’s stopping you. Well, except maybe the whole part where you can’t see me. Regardless, keep the compliments (and questions or complaints, I suppose) coming!