Muahaha, what up kids? I’m still hangin around, and hopefully you are too! I know it’s been over a month since I’ve been around, but because I am clearly a crazy person, I moved. Again. Yes, I just moved six months ago, but you see, a certain someone offered up his home to me. (All the baked goods and pasta worked.) And when someone offers you a home without uncomplicated roommates, you go for it. Plus, he’s a pretty good snuggler. Oh, and he takes out the trash, and kills bugs! And he kinda likes me, and I kinda like him a whole lot too. Win-win, no?
Anyway, I’ve been doing super fun things like painting trim, transforming what were blue (!) cabinets into chocolate brown, and putting Parker in his new big boy bed. And as you can see, my stove hasn’t always been you know, plugged into the wall. We’re also having a totally awesome haunted housewarming this weekend, which means I get to make super cool and classy food like Jack o Lanterns puking guacamole, and hot dogs wrapped in dough like mummies, and ladies’ fingers. Ahem.
Maybe you should be glad I haven’t been posting…
So since I have nothing to tempt your stomachs with, I’m going to attempt to buy your love back. In light of Gourmet’s recently folding, I’m giving away a year’s subscription of it’s sister, Bon Appetit. I know! Craziness! I’m like Miss Moneybags these days (ha, not). But really, all you have to do is leave a comment below. Tell me what you had for breakfast, that you totally wish I posted more videos of my kid eating stuff, suggest your favorite Gourmet recipe, shower me with compliments, whatever. Just let me know you’re still hanging around! I’m going to leave it open to comments for a while, let’s say… a week. I’ll be checking after It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! airs next Wednesday, October 28. You know, just to keep things official and all.
Oh, and if you already have a subscription to Bon App, leave a comment anyway! Not that I’m lacking for love around here in these new digs, but why kill my buzz? All the cool kids are totally doing it. Duh.
I’ll be back soon, I promise. And probably with really cool Halloween costume pictures. Ha, maybe. If you’re really lucky.